I’ll tell you one thing you can’t do: you can’t put your shoes on, then your socks on.”
– Flavor Flav
“My socks DO match. They’re the same thickness.”
– Steven Wright
“Make sure that when you’re going out, you wear socks, because I’ve been seeing some people coming out with no socks and that. You know, your toes look like Cheetos. We don’t need all of that.”
– Michael Dapaah
“I always steal a pair of socks on every photoshoot I do. It’s my thing.”
– Matt Smith
“Never put a sock in a toaster.”
– Eddie Izzard
“I don’t have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. They’re upstairs in my socks.”
– Groucho Marx